Saturday, August 3, 2013

Mean Mister confesses and spurts out the love of the Drunken Whore












The following candid confession came to us earlier this morning, at 3:45 a.m., we know  understand this blogger need to redeem himself to his family, friends and lovers, we don't care really, but Dos Frias will never ignore or edit your emails, comments,etc, etc....



"I am ashamed and disappointed in what i have become.  My life is in shambles as i lay my blue eyes on the screen they glistened, the get teary, they get dry.  I am alone most of the time, this small space includes a big flat t.v. a dark computer and a screen that lets me open up my sexual desires and perform my daily rituals of carousing around adult websites and facebook dames that i would like to touch, or meet at least.

What can i say? I want to pretend i am this mean mister mustard, and i go around click click click around this old town that i have never liked.  My toes are numb and weary and heavy but i can only fit in these pair of old shorts, while the wive endlessly shops at the ropas usadas, i have to wait and sit and ponder: What am i doing to my life?

Why havee i ve let this voracious appetite control me and alienate everyone around me??

I met her through Brownsville Cheezmeh, she is a drunk, an adler, sexy spiky nipples that hang low on her waist and eyes like the ocean, the dirty ass ocean of Boca Chica, we started flirting online, asking about our lives, our pets, our desires, deep down everyone knows, even my wive that sits next to me while i type this, but no one cares, i dont care.. her carefree life and promiscuity is a fatal attraction to me i will never have her an she knows it, i can taunt her pussy but never touch it, the screen hears me and listens to me, but nothing will ever happen, she is always drunk, and she slumps in the chair showing her old nether parts, no one else dares to fuck that but i will. i will...


Vodka is the drink of her choice and i have let it glide over her breasts while i dream of licking it off and sucking a lemon...

Thats all, all is platonic in my mind, my car is the only silent sanctuary that i possess, i want to end this, but i cant, is has backfire, i want salvation but i am lost.


X.


Take a Sip of my love... THe BartonGate returns..

Sordid comments and emails are pouring in like crazy  while Duardo is off in the Texas panhandle enjoying the love of the many men and boyfriends he so much covets, we are under the impression that the haters of  the 3 amigos bloggers of the Valley, Barton, Mchale and Montoya are the ones posting anonymously and sending the majority of the emails, because they so desperately want to redeem themselves.  I personally do not care or give a fuck about the secret lives, public divorces and facebook cheating going around but as Editor in Chief for Duardos Dos Frias blog, here it goes.. get ready and yes i forgive you, i will read every sordid detail, take to heart every confession. let the games, begin.




Death by blogging, living in the skits with Mchale, sucking the big Toes at Meanies..













It has gotten unbearable and the sight of  my Mac gives me the chills but it calls me and as i open my Google account my eyes cannot take the sight:  email after email, all of them with filthy secrets, lies, videos, photographs, colored conversations, help us duardo! the Valley needs you! What should i do diego?..

DP

If you are new to the blogging scene welcome! I will give you a brief recount of what is going on and what to expect, but if you are twelve old blokes that came here looking for answers after writer and journalist Duardo Paz discountinued his blog Dos Frias and are like the avid fans that lick their lips and fingers in anticipation  when their favorite novela is about to start in Televisa, and cant wait to see what blogger Barton, Mchale, and Montoya did while we went on hiatus this weekend, well... the wait is over.. Lets Start.

Friday, August 2, 2013

Dos Frias Is Back!!! A recount of Duardo Paz from the Desk Of Diego Lee Rot..

From the Desk of Duardo Paz...


Hello fellow writer and blogger Diego Lee Rot! My letter might amuse you, saddened you or mortified you but i need your help..
In the past few months, my blog Dos Frias has increasingly and menacingly take over my life.. i am a nervous wreck, my mind is obsessed with getting back at fellow bloggers and residents of the Rio Grande Valley that hurt others, lurch around and plain down are crazy to their fellow writers.. Will you help me with my blog?  I received over 75 emails every day with information, tips and pictures about the secret lives of the bloggers and people from Brownsville and Cameron County politics and I am fed up, i am spent, i am drained...

Diego Lee Rot, I enjoy your blog, the way you write for the people of your community and how you deal with pressure and seem aloft to the constant nagging and worrying that comes with being an angry and vengeful person that i have become..


If you want it, Dos Frias will be yours, my nerves are frayed, my mind is shot, i am going to take a vacation and drive around the plains of Texas and Monterrey, City.  I am going to enjoy visiting my fellow boyfriends from the Rio Grande Valley and play pool and listen to some music at the bar..  Hope you can help me Diego, I need you, FANS FROM DOS FRIAS NEED YOU.


All is well..... I hope So.