Saturday, August 24, 2013

Blogger burns AUDI, dog in apparent Terrorist Threat


WE RECEIVED THIS DISTURBING NEWS EARLIER THIS MORNING, HANG IN THERE ALCATRAZ  WE LOVE YOU!!!!!












For one blogger, the shame of being discovered having an extramarital affair with one of Brownsville most famous transsexual character proved to be too much to bare and early this morning, he set fire to his car, a 2003 Audi special edition with leather seats covered in sinew and orange in color, and also subjected his pooch to serious 3rd degrees burns.  Fire Station 2 responded to the scene at about 2:45 a.m. near Boca Chica Boulevard where they had to restrain the famous alcaraz writer from dousing himself in gasoline.


The famous blogger that has been showing signs of mental illness, posting and deleting several blogs, and avenger  sites informed police that he was sick of writing and was distraught after pictures of him and a transexual "Kylie" were posted all over facebook earlier last week.  Writers and fellow bloggers of the Cameron County area are aghast and surprised that such raunchy author that had taking his most famous blog dosfrias out of comission and had asked for famous diego lee rot blogger to edit and manage his new blogs.  Famous Brownsville Shit blogger told reporters that " He would have never thought alcatraz would act that way but hey, how does it feel that all your guts and shit is spread over the net?".

Alcatraz is expected to recover and is under psychiatric watch for the next few weeks while cameron county officials decide to charge him with any crime, the pooch is still under veterinarian care and the audi was a total loss.

No word yet if the author lover is going to be visiting him soon or taking custody of the famed, nervous tortured writer.

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Limas convicted to sixty years in prison!










Former District Court Judge Abel Limas was sentenced to six years in prison today for accepting numerous bribes. "I have resorted to manual labor and I am happy and so is my wife," Limas told the sentencing judge. According to one report, Limas has been employed as a construction worker since leaving the bench to await sentencing. His fall from grace is being seen as the first of many for the border region's numerous corrupt public servants..




Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Blogger threatens Writer of the DOSFRIAS the new avenger..

Someone is out there using the duardo paz brand and threatening our writers and editors at the dosfrias AVENGER blogs, we are not afraid, we seek to inform the public of fake facebook profiles and please DONT BE FOOLED BY THE NEW PISSER BLOG.  Here at DOSFRIAS avenger, we do not threaten or go around harassing our readers, we post all your suggestions, dramas, confessions and we invite the bloggers and writers to show their true colors and be real!


I am enjoying a tecate and listening to the funky sounds of the screamers, will my wife licks my gnarly toes!

DIego.




The missing Eduardo Paz.... cross dresser?











We received this letter some days ago, here at the real DOS FRIAS known as the AVENGER blog, we seek the truth and we do not hide or shy away from our journalistic credo... 

The people deserve to be heard, the people deserve to be read!



Patrick Alcaraz.




He lives in Kyle, Texas South of Austin. 
At 111 Langely, a two story home. 
From where he has been terrorizing the local neighborhood. 
Lives with his heavy set white girl friend Margaret Delgado-Eberhardt, AKA Blogger M. 
The neighborhood is controlled by a local home owners association. 
Since Eduardo (The Cross Dresser) Paz-Martinez is “not” a property owner, the local home owners association wants to get him evicted. 
As an undesirable. 
A police department complaint has been filed. 
More information as it becomes available.