Blogger burns AUDI, dog in apparent Terrorist Threat

WE RECEIVED THIS DISTURBING NEWS EARLIER THIS MORNING, HANG IN THERE ALCATRAZ  WE LOVE YOU!!!!!

For one blogger, the shame of being discovered having an extramarital affair with one of Brownsville most famous transsexual character proved to be too much to bare and early this morning, he set fire to his car, a 2003 Audi special edition with leather seats covered in sinew and orange in color, and also subjected his pooch to serious 3rd degrees burns.  Fire Station 2 responded to the scene at about 2:45 a.m. near Boca Chica Boulevard where they had to restrain the famous alcaraz writer from dousing himself in gasoline.

The famous blogger that has been showing signs of mental illness, posting and deleting several blogs, and avenger  sites informed police that he was sick of writing and was distraught after pictures of him and a transexual "Kylie" were posted all over facebook earlier last week.  Writers and fellow bloggers of the Cameron County area are aghast and surprised that such raunchy author that had taking his most famous blog dosfrias out of comission and had asked for famous diego lee rot blogger to edit and manage his new blogs.  Famous Brownsville Shit blogger told reporters that " He would have never thought alcatraz would act that way but hey, how does it feel that all your guts and shit is spread over the net?".

Alcatraz is expected to recover and is under psychiatric watch for the next few weeks while cameron county officials decide to charge him with any crime, the pooch is still under veterinarian care and the audi was a total loss.

No word yet if the author lover is going to be visiting him soon or taking custody of the famed, nervous tortured writer.