So last night all the crema and nata of Brownsville, Texas dusted off their bicycles and headed downtown to pedal for the medal while pumping oxygen to their stressed our hearts and souls.. It was a sight to see people sweating, red colored faces and bloodshot eyes all over the corners, alleys and famous eateries that decided to sell real cheap their adulterated alcohol and some burritos.
Twelve people were place under arrest for several crimes ranging from theft of shiny new bicycles, one couple was caught copulating in the corner of Tequilas restaurant in Adms Street and several others were arrested for public intoxication and manslaughter.
Cyclobia was such a success that even criminals decided to join into the fun, several people were seen jogging in the busy downtown and the police were not able to discern if they were petty thieves or actual runners enjoying the streets that were closed down for several hours so that the people of Brownsville could enjoy the evening without worrying for any cars in the dusky corners.
Cyclobia an event that costed the taxpayer 3 million dollars is most likely to never happen again, but for a night of August it brought the people together. Literally.
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