Don Yano Open Letter To Blogger Barton

the pissed off granpa

WE received this letter last month and we were so caught up with the last week of summer, travelling, fighting online with wannabe lawyers and shitty bloggers that this letter was tossed to an unimportant folder until my fellow editor and second in command diego lee rot stumbled upon it..  a sad heart felt letter of a family torn by a special needs little heart child and the mother of this child that seeking a friendship got involved in a scandal.

DPM



Dear Pinche Puto

usaste tu computadora y tu blog de mean mister para ultrajar e incendiar el corazon de mi hija.  este drama en el que tu te burlas públicamente de un inocente angelito que por que era mucho para tu mente o como tu dijiste s dos frias "the friendship and special needs child overwhelmed me" me dio un puto coraje que un hombre de la casi misma edad que yo, que tiene el huevo mas grande del mundo pero bien que chingo a mi hija diga que mi familia e nieto es "un problema".

me das asco, no te deseo el mal pero tampoco el bien, y todos ustedes que lo apoyen mary helen, la otra mary, la cosa nostra lety garcia y todos los putos bloggeros mhale y el otro gordo dizque abogado, a ver mirense en el espejo, les gustaria que eso les hubiera pasado a sus hijas???  si yo tuviera menos edad voy y le meto un buen trompazo en el hocico, ni su misma familia lo aguanta..

shame on you, and shame on all the people the support his blog.

gracias duardo, gracias joto, me despido.

mr yano.

Commissioner John Villareal caught during the unspeakable!

It was a hot September day, kids were strolling pass by Skinner Elementary, anticipating ice cream sundaes, and chips and salsa, while waiting for their mothers to pick them up and show them el chavo del ocho on the television.  A group of mothers that live near John Villarreal Tortilla Place and Tienda noticed the unthinkable:

A sweaty, out of breath, covered in perspiration, young commissioner, on his knees, touching, intercepting, wiping the wetness of his brows, re arranging his skin tight shirt and trouser all the while with swift precision of a man of many trades, he carried load after load of cement and tiles..

Yes, the young commissioner, responsible for the BELDEN trail, a trail i so dearly loved, that my children and granchildren will treasure, that brings out the old of the West Old Part of Brown town, that day after day showcases palms, exotic parakeets and lizards, well this man, he is humble, he is fixing his parents drive way with the precision of a well mannered handyman, without contractors, lawyers, suits and insults, after all he is one of us, one of the westies that made it big and is doing subtle changes to this community.  Thank you.

Duardo Paz calls it quits after twelve years of blogging..

We received an alarming email regarding our good friend and mentor Duardo Paz, he is totally sick and confused and as right now, trying to apply with the State to get some much needed teraphy and monetary help that will help him deal with his years of abuse and struggles.. We first tought odd of Duardo creating two web pages, then deleting them almost immediately, but we were assured by our DOSFRIAS creator that it was just a "stint" to shake off his morbid obsession with Brownsville, Texas bloggers and his fascination with his trolling of their lives and snapping photographs of their private areas and playthings.

We pray Duardo Paz gets the much needed rest and love he so desires, and we will be working with all of our readers comments and stories, because the truth is out there! now lets do this for Eduardo!!

Ex-Blogger Mistress bares all on Facebook.

We received this testimonial some weeks ago and due to the demands of our readers to let them know about the jehovass tapes, we've decided to publish the mistress point of view and consequences of being linked to such famous pseudo blogger and meanie writer.




Because of my involvement with this "blogger" i am currently being sued for divorce and my ex husband has shunned me at work, at the park, at the event center, not to mention my facebook page has become the middle ground where daily i want to post about it, let it all out and let people know that this mean writer destroyed my life as you know it! and i was so stupid to go on the internet after he contacted me about a piece you did some months ago. i was terrified!! what to do?>>> we talked for hours on the phone and he teached me with his words and wisdom how to respond, what to type, what to say, he did not wanted our chats and relationship to be known! what will his wife say????


he is a clever, manipulative man, i know! i have writen you twice! and he still in my page, stalking me, talking suave to me, even though he made me deny everything!! and insulted my son that is going tru alot on his life right now, and for what? he is not a gentleman he is mean like hte blog he says he writes.


the relationship was is and will be real, he will contact me and i will deny it, i want to scratch his eyes out! to think i see him all the time, i go to sleep he is there, i want to tell his wife about the way he deleted me, made me take everything back, for what? so he could go around denying my flesh and bone????


he is corrupt and i was just a lonely woman going thru alot and he seemed to be there, for me for my kid and no.


he is a freak. to think i lied for him, wish i had the conversations taped. he is a clever damned man, he made me belive it was all my fault!!!

please god forgive
me

please this man deserves to be exposed!

Special announcement from the department of security Cameron Countydivision.

Special announcement from the department of security Cameron County division. Due to recent heavy rains many popular activities have been postponed until further notice. Use of harder drugs has been suspended. Prostitution, panhandling, as well as Peddy thieves be advised that as of now we are 

at code Orange which means only minimum bites will be allowed. Please check your skid Row handbook if you are unsure of what activities are restricted and what temporary caps are in place of your profession. With more rain in the future is uncertain when business will return to normal. To keep on top of the status of the ban please continue to check this website or feel free to give a call to David Orchocta skid Row director. We apologize for this inconvenience and please know that we are working as quickly as we can to restore life as we know it back to normal thank you.

Blogger burns AUDI, dog in apparent Terrorist Threat

WE RECEIVED THIS DISTURBING NEWS EARLIER THIS MORNING, HANG IN THERE ALCATRAZ  WE LOVE YOU!!!!!

For one blogger, the shame of being discovered having an extramarital affair with one of Brownsville most famous transsexual character proved to be too much to bare and early this morning, he set fire to his car, a 2003 Audi special edition with leather seats covered in sinew and orange in color, and also subjected his pooch to serious 3rd degrees burns.  Fire Station 2 responded to the scene at about 2:45 a.m. near Boca Chica Boulevard where they had to restrain the famous alcaraz writer from dousing himself in gasoline.

The famous blogger that has been showing signs of mental illness, posting and deleting several blogs, and avenger  sites informed police that he was sick of writing and was distraught after pictures of him and a transexual "Kylie" were posted all over facebook earlier last week.  Writers and fellow bloggers of the Cameron County area are aghast and surprised that such raunchy author that had taking his most famous blog dosfrias out of comission and had asked for famous diego lee rot blogger to edit and manage his new blogs.  Famous Brownsville Shit blogger told reporters that " He would have never thought alcatraz would act that way but hey, how does it feel that all your guts and shit is spread over the net?".

Alcatraz is expected to recover and is under psychiatric watch for the next few weeks while cameron county officials decide to charge him with any crime, the pooch is still under veterinarian care and the audi was a total loss.

No word yet if the author lover is going to be visiting him soon or taking custody of the famed, nervous tortured writer.