Captain's Hot 100 Day Hunger Strike To Raise Awareness For Downtown Brownsville

courtesy facebook

" Yes, I have been up on this lift for 32 days now, and i feel more in touch with the community
than ever.  I love Brownsville. I love the Mexican People.  Yes, nothing but local water and crumbs of pan dulce that the local homeless people bring to me each day, as Jesus said: "Man cannot live on bread and water alone". 

"I am not alone here. Jesus suffers with me. I will lead 144,000 with me to raise this town from the dead.  The dead are the unbelievers! Those who suck the life from Brownsville. I step over them to achieve greatness for Downtown. I step over the DEAD. We are marching. To the beat of a POLKA. We are sailing. I sail a righteous ship. I am a Captain, the sails of the holy ghost. The wind is love. The wind blows hard.  The wind blows down opposition. I didnt just buy an old Hotel.  I invest in all of you. Dont let me down. I am your CAPTAIN.

Don Yano Open Letter To Blogger Barton

the pissed off granpa

WE received this letter last month and we were so caught up with the last week of summer, travelling, fighting online with wannabe lawyers and shitty bloggers that this letter was tossed to an unimportant folder until my fellow editor and second in command diego lee rot stumbled upon it..  a sad heart felt letter of a family torn by a special needs little heart child and the mother of this child that seeking a friendship got involved in a scandal.

DPM



Dear Pinche Puto

usaste tu computadora y tu blog de mean mister para ultrajar e incendiar el corazon de mi hija.  este drama en el que tu te burlas públicamente de un inocente angelito que por que era mucho para tu mente o como tu dijiste s dos frias "the friendship and special needs child overwhelmed me" me dio un puto coraje que un hombre de la casi misma edad que yo, que tiene el huevo mas grande del mundo pero bien que chingo a mi hija diga que mi familia e nieto es "un problema".

me das asco, no te deseo el mal pero tampoco el bien, y todos ustedes que lo apoyen mary helen, la otra mary, la cosa nostra lety garcia y todos los putos bloggeros mhale y el otro gordo dizque abogado, a ver mirense en el espejo, les gustaria que eso les hubiera pasado a sus hijas???  si yo tuviera menos edad voy y le meto un buen trompazo en el hocico, ni su misma familia lo aguanta..

shame on you, and shame on all the people the support his blog.

gracias duardo, gracias joto, me despido.

mr yano.

Blogger burns AUDI, dog in apparent Terrorist Threat

WE RECEIVED THIS DISTURBING NEWS EARLIER THIS MORNING, HANG IN THERE ALCATRAZ  WE LOVE YOU!!!!!

For one blogger, the shame of being discovered having an extramarital affair with one of Brownsville most famous transsexual character proved to be too much to bare and early this morning, he set fire to his car, a 2003 Audi special edition with leather seats covered in sinew and orange in color, and also subjected his pooch to serious 3rd degrees burns.  Fire Station 2 responded to the scene at about 2:45 a.m. near Boca Chica Boulevard where they had to restrain the famous alcaraz writer from dousing himself in gasoline.

The famous blogger that has been showing signs of mental illness, posting and deleting several blogs, and avenger  sites informed police that he was sick of writing and was distraught after pictures of him and a transexual "Kylie" were posted all over facebook earlier last week.  Writers and fellow bloggers of the Cameron County area are aghast and surprised that such raunchy author that had taking his most famous blog dosfrias out of comission and had asked for famous diego lee rot blogger to edit and manage his new blogs.  Famous Brownsville Shit blogger told reporters that " He would have never thought alcatraz would act that way but hey, how does it feel that all your guts and shit is spread over the net?".

Alcatraz is expected to recover and is under psychiatric watch for the next few weeks while cameron county officials decide to charge him with any crime, the pooch is still under veterinarian care and the audi was a total loss.

No word yet if the author lover is going to be visiting him soon or taking custody of the famed, nervous tortured writer.

Blogger get busted on his FACEBOOK PAGE!

The following comment was posted anonymously two days ago, it was hidden away in our hundreds of comments and emails DOSFRIAS gets everyday so we are going to post it as it is... The reader is entitled to his own opinions..


DUARDO PAZ MARTINEZ.

I dont know if you are going to post this as a blog or whatever, but that blogger destroyed my life, made me feel like a cow and insulted parents of children with disabilities all over town! i hate him! i confided in him and he just used me and my pain, and the illnesses and surgeries and doctors and appointments to embarrassed me all over the place.  i still cant believe i took one for the team on your other blog months ago!!! how foolish and idiotic, i am a woman after all, with feelings, and this mean blogger used me, controlled me, let me know that someone else had read our conversations, a family member and that they were the ones responsible for my shame LIES LIES LIES!!! its been so difficult, people turned their backs on me and my children, and for what? FOR A MAN THAT CANT EVEN GET IT UP! AND yes the conversations were sexual, were flirty, why did i lie? to protect a married pervert?? NOT ANYMORE. i dont care what happens because i am free of him and any one other asshole that discriminates and makes me choose them over my children!!!!

i was a fool but i am a victim, i have gone to countless hours of theraphy and this prick just blocked, he kicked me out of his life, even though it was plain chats, he made me feel special, that i had a confidant a friend LIES!

rot in hell, i guess you are, and you better leave me alone, this is my side of the story, everyone knows you are a lowlife, i wont be a victim, i did not did anything wrong, i lied cos he put me under pressure, i was a dumb woman, an idiot.

There is my confession, god bless. i have so much to live for, i am letting go of this pain and that blogger for ever. thank you.

Twelve people under arrest following Cyclobia Event

So last night all the crema and nata of Brownsville, Texas dusted off their bicycles and headed downtown to pedal for the medal while pumping oxygen to their stressed our hearts and souls.. It was a sight to see people sweating, red colored faces and bloodshot eyes all over the corners, alleys and famous eateries that decided to sell real cheap their adulterated alcohol and some burritos.

Twelve people were place under arrest for several crimes ranging from theft of shiny new bicycles, one couple was caught copulating in the corner of Tequilas restaurant in Adms Street and several others were arrested for public intoxication and manslaughter.

Cyclobia was such a success that even criminals decided to join into the fun, several people were seen jogging in the busy downtown and the police were not able to discern if they were petty thieves or actual runners enjoying the streets that were closed down for several hours so that the people of Brownsville could enjoy the evening without worrying for any cars in the dusky corners.

Cyclobia an event that costed the taxpayer 3 million dollars is most likely to never happen again, but for a night of August it brought the people together.  Literally.

Mean Mister Mustard is at it again...

The little girl Debbie Portillo who was Tony's plant for position 3 on the City Commission just quit the race. I guess she couldn't stand the heat...

Please post XXX.. did he think he could use me?? for ratings????



Riddler.



We received a disturbing conversation between one famed mean mister blogger and his sexy decoy... At the time, he was certain that little miss debbie was a pansy that could not hold her head up high.. Think again boys! now she is commissioner, and is hosting this Friday event that has all of Brownsville rolling up their panties in expectation: CYCLOBIA!!!!

Mean Mister confesses and spurts out the love of the Drunken Whore

The following candid confession came to us earlier this morning, at 3:45 a.m., we know  understand this blogger need to redeem himself to his family, friends and lovers, we don't care really, but Dos Frias will never ignore or edit your emails, comments,etc, etc....



"I am ashamed and disappointed in what i have become.  My life is in shambles as i lay my blue eyes on the screen they glistened, the get teary, they get dry.  I am alone most of the time, this small space includes a big flat t.v. a dark computer and a screen that lets me open up my sexual desires and perform my daily rituals of carousing around adult websites and facebook dames that i would like to touch, or meet at least.

What can i say? I want to pretend i am this mean mister mustard, and i go around click click click around this old town that i have never liked.  My toes are numb and weary and heavy but i can only fit in these pair of old shorts, while the wive endlessly shops at the ropas usadas, i have to wait and sit and ponder: What am i doing to my life?

Why havee i ve let this voracious appetite control me and alienate everyone around me??

I met her through Brownsville Cheezmeh, she is a drunk, an adler, sexy spiky nipples that hang low on her waist and eyes like the ocean, the dirty ass ocean of Boca Chica, we started flirting online, asking about our lives, our pets, our desires, deep down everyone knows, even my wive that sits next to me while i type this, but no one cares, i dont care.. her carefree life and promiscuity is a fatal attraction to me i will never have her an she knows it, i can taunt her pussy but never touch it, the screen hears me and listens to me, but nothing will ever happen, she is always drunk, and she slumps in the chair showing her old nether parts, no one else dares to fuck that but i will. i will...


Vodka is the drink of her choice and i have let it glide over her breasts while i dream of licking it off and sucking a lemon...

Thats all, all is platonic in my mind, my car is the only silent sanctuary that i possess, i want to end this, but i cant, is has backfire, i want salvation but i am lost.


X.