Yes, i am the author of several pseudo blogs and i enjoy suing and making fun of washed up bloggers of the Lower Rio Grande Area, so this year, i have decided to move back to old Browntown and seeking higher office to help my fellow residents of Cameron County and the Rio Grande Valley to have a voice in the City Council.
I am interested in the hard working people of the West Side, i am interested in the illegal aliens that clean plates at the local mall, fix the Mayor roof downtown and sell crack to the local judges while they play for senior citizens that did not listen to classic rock when they were young cos they were ignorant and that now think that by knowing the White album of The Beatles or some songs from Dylan, know what is was likely was to have lived in the sixties in white america, well, i know about the drugs, the male prostitution, the gutter, the living in the streets, with ten dollars in ones pocket and figuring out if i wanted to suck the male stripper, or snort some lines instead of gulping down a dollar burger. So, citizens of Brownsville, vote for me for city commissioner and i will be the next voice you hear, i will gladly visit the valley every other weekend, tape the agendas and let people speak up with my voice, with my pen with my wisdom!
