Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Judge Erin Garcia complies to our interviews while Judge Ben Neece divorces them quick for 35













We are working hard on getting all the facts about an anonymous tip that we received earlier stating that Judge Neece is settling the score for Judge Erin Garcia and offering quick divorces, the same day, express, for the sum of 35 dollars.

Judge Erin Garcia was able to corroborate on this story and we are providing the interview and real facts on todays blog.

Long lives the Queen!


  • Conversation started today
  • DuardoPaz Martinez
    DuardoPaz Martinez
    erin what do you think about Judge Neece offering quick divorces for the couples you married some months ago and for 35 dollars? and how is the lawsuit going? although your mother said those people desisted from the lawsuit they contacted me and said that is not true?
    duardo
  • Erin Hernandez Garcia
    Erin Hernandez Garcia
    They filed a motion to non-suit the case. As far as I am concerned, the case is closed. As far as Judge Neece offering divorces. I have NOT heard anything about that. The fact of the matter is that every single couple I have married is legally married. If there is trouble in paradise, then yes they need to get a divorce attorney. It certainly does not have anything to do with a waiver or "validity" of their marriage. They are legally married. The Texas Family code CLEARLY states anyone who was married during the 72 hour waiting period has 30 days to annul their marriage. PERIOD.
  • DuardoPaz Martinez
    DuardoPaz Martinez
    Thank you erin we will be interviewing neece too, have a nice day

Thursday, October 3, 2013

Local Transexual gets answers from Food Patrol critic Ryan Wolf!


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  • Conversation started today
  • Putitas Martinez
    Putitas Martinez
    what do you think about people saying that you photoshop the images?

    how come you did not answered the blogger duardo paz?

    is it true that you and erasmo castro receive and stage the pics?

    how does it feel to take pictures of toads and try to get the people to name them?

    are you aware that the health inspectors have been shutdown for over 3 days yet you are still making up stories?

    how do you feel about me?


  • Ryan Wolf
    Ryan Wolf
    photoshop what images? The stuff that airs on Food 4 Thought come DIRECTLY from the health department. PERIOD. The stuff posted on FB are from viewers.

    yes, erasmo is a personal friend, no we don't harass anyone, he calls me when he notices restaurants being unfair to their customers.

    i like taking pictures so that my fans can read them

    i dont really BEG MY FANS TO SEND ME PICTURES IF THEY WANT TO DO IT SO BE IT!

    like i say the stuff posted on FB is from FB i dont edit, care or delete the posts.

    I think you are way more interesting than this "supposed" blogger duardo whats his name, he should consider moving here and enjoying the cleanest kitchens available!






Flies on Whataburguer patties, ants on food and walls and floors



Mr Castro forwarded this pic to the Food Patrol Website keep it clean!




Whataburguer out of Coastal Central Boulevard in the city of Brownsville scored 234 demerits, when patrons of the local establishment noticed flies on the smaller than usual patties and burnt out meat and dollar buns from the local HEB while being charged 5.99 for the combo instead of t 99 cents.


"Have you noticed the flies and the small buns before?" asked Ryan Wolf on the 1st of October inspection.

"Yes, absolutely!" the customer said.

"How do you feel about photographing vermin and bugs and posting it on my facebook, making my workload easier and faster?" asked Rian Wolf.

"Well, it helps that you pay me by the hour, i just got your check in the mail, thank you" said the customer.


"Did you enjoyed the fly in your burger, what about the meat patty? was it good?" asked Ryan Wolf.

"It was crunchy and no i did not liked it, it looked something that my wife would grill", said the customer.

No soap on the commodes, no roaches on the special ketchup and employees that were not fast enough, were noted in the health inspector report.  Off temperature meat and ketchup was also noted.

Whatburguer management declined to comment when shown the photographic evidence earlier today but stated that their buns are being changed and that the meat patties are being done well and extra crispy for fear of e coli contamination.


"I love seeing all the photographs and reading your stories man, thank you for helping us choose and eat in a good place"  Erasmo castro typed in his FB page.

You know what the Food Patrol says--"Keep it clean!"
 






Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Duardo Interview with local prostitutes: " I am one with the People"

  • Conversation started Saturday
  • Duardo Paz-Martinez


    1.-  So, what do you everyday?





    • Putitas Martinez
      Putitas Martinez
      what who is this



      • Conversation started Saturday
      • Duardo Paz-Martinez


        1.-  So, what do you everyday?
        2.-  How long have you been doing this?
        3.-  What is your feeling of local bloggers, do you know any?
        4.-  How do you feel about the goverment shut down?





        • Today
        • Putitas Martinez
          Putitas Martinez
          oh so you want an interview ummmm??


          well i look for lonely people, the sadness in their eyes sumetimes
          is frustatin

          i know you, i think

          i have been doing this for 100 years

          what the goverment?









Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Art and the Border Part Deux

WE submitted some interesting questions to down on his luck owner of Galeria 609, the candid interview is raw, filled with pure energy and offers a glimpse on a sad man life and dilemma: ART IN BROWNSVILLE is it dead?






  • Conversation started today
  • Duardo Paz-Martinez


    1.- Is it true that you acquire the Galeria 609 building after your messy divorce?
    2.- How does it feel to sleep on a hammock every night in a run down gallery in Downtown Brownsville, Texas?
    3.- What is the best way to take a cold shower with a hose?
    4.- IS pretending to be an art critic is really the best approach to seduce the old ladies of the quarter?









    • 1.) Difficult, not messy, difficult.

      2.) Very Difficult

      3.) Very quickly

      4.)Thank you for inquiring. I'm glad someone has an interest in art in this community. Stop in some time.


On a day like today, Dr Seuss left the building..

I had the opportunity to chatter up with an eight year old artist down in the Valley over the weekend, she enjoys drawing and sketching and helping others in her elementary located just steps away from the International Bridge, she submitted some of her sketches, but this one entitled "Woman" struck me as fancy and well done for a self taught little girl named Beata Yarritu that surprisingly so reminded me that "On September 24th, Dr Seuss, artist Thedor Seuss, left this world back in 1991...


Never forgotten Dr. Seuss, on a day like today in the year 1991, he passed away after a lengthy battle with throat cancer.

Descanse en Paz Dr. Seuss, you are still adored and remembered by your little fans in Brownsville, Texas.



"Woman" a drawing by Brownsville Texas native Beata Yarritu

thank you wikipedia, dr seuss never forgotten.